Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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