bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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