Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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