Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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