I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I bet he comes in French.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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