Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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