I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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