You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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