Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
