btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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