You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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