Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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