The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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