the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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