I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
