then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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