p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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