when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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