there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I party with great urgency now.
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