I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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