But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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