do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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