everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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