i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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