You surviving the open bar?
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dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
false alarm, still single
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