He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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