bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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