New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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