I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
