Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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