wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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