I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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