she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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