Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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