Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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