he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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