well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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