so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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