Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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