So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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