Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
the liver wants what the liver wants
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i believe in u and ur pee
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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