Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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