I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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