You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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