is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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