just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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