You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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