I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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