summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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