so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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