why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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