We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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