the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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