I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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