FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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