when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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